系里来信

 

两天前收到系里来信:

From: "John M. DULAC"
Date: September 7, 2008 3:40:13 PM EDT
To: UrbanPlanning0910@googlegroups.com
Subject: Studio Rules and Printing
Reply-To: UrbanPlanning0910@googlegroups.com

 

Please read the following rules for the Studio Lab. Also, please find attached guidelines on how to print double sided:

URBAN PLANNING STUDIO 101

1. Pick up your station when you are finished

2. No computer belongs to you – if the computer you normally use is taken, find another

3. PLEASE THROW YOUR TRASH IN THE BIN – WE DON’T WANT NO ROACHES THANK YOU VERY MUCH…

4. PRINT DOUBLE SIDED AND ONLY WHEN NECESSARY –THE PROGRAM HAS A LIMITED BUDGET AND EXCESS USE WILL RESULT IN INDIVIDUAL PRINTING QUOTAS

5. NO PAPER? REFILL THE TRAY, DUH!

6. LOW TONER? PLEASE FILL OUT A HELP TICKET

7. NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM

 

 

其他倒没什么,看到最后一条,觉得很搞笑. 要是在中国, 肯定不会有这样的事情发生, 就算发生了, 好象也不会全学院的发一封信提醒大家吧?

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9 Responses to 系里来信

  1. alicia says:

    最后一条是例行公事吧~

  2. 一枫 says:

    but I assume anywhere else is fine in your school …. hmm… sounds not bad …

  3. susu says:

    你们的studio在哪里,怎么找你呢
     

  4. Hang says:

    最后一条很简洁有力,嗯嗯

  5. Fangfang says:

    如果违反了最后一条,会怎样?没写惩罚嘛

  6. YongJian says:

    真搞….哈哈

  7. Yuan says:

    Re: Susu
    we are at Fayerweather 202

  8. Jing says:

    太逗了..按行文风格,第7条还可以加上: if have to, please fill out a reservation form.

  9. Yuan says:

    后来才知道 这是一首歌的歌词

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